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Will Eat Your Sandwiches

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LCD Influence - Will Eat Your Sandwiches

Your sandwiches are safe no more! Karana is proud to release LCD Influence - Will Eat Your Sandwiches

LCD Influence Will Eat Your Sandwiches, because they are bloody delicious, convenient, nutritious and rather historic.

Centuries old is the tradition of placing a combination of delicacies between two pieces of starch - not only to match a well prepared business suit (something ancient sages did yearn for) but additionally to aid in the convenient consumption of the afore mentioned sandwiched delicacy. A name for the then unnamed sandwich was needed as it was becoming cumbersome to refer to such a wonder as the starch container of delicious excellence. Fortunately due to the dubious and rather flawed system of feudalism the 4th Earl of Sandwich was bestowed with the grand honour of naming this marvellous and rather practical food item. He decided to name it after the area to which he was earl(y) as the aristocracy so often did, being the self-consumed buggers they were, and thus the sandwich (and a legend) was born!

If you are serious, easily offended and timid in nature or in any way of sound mind Will Eat Your Sandwiches will offend you to your very core. However, if an ever-changing soundscape of glitched-up leads, squelching burps, arpeggiated screaming children, the sonic recreation of an asylum, and an unusual amount of ridiculousness all served with a dash humour and accelerated to the verge of frenetic appeals to you, then Will Eat Your Sandwiches is something you might quite enjoy. If the first bite leaves you unsure rest assured that adding some mayo can always be relied on to improve any sandwich, even figurative ones.

LCD Influence makes no attempt at taking anything seriously. We just want to make something that will suck you into a fractal vortex of fun and frivolity, while still keeping it hard and fast just like the truly cooked like it. Will Eat Your Sandwiches is a twisted journey through the absurd, but never too dark to conjure-up images of burning children on stakes, and always has just a dash of cheese sauce to make it the perfect addition to any hedonistic serving without being too high in saturated fats!

Enjoy irresponsibly.